Goodbye punctuation

(Reader,  please note that all punctuation errors are intentional!)

Goodbye punctuation

health food of a nation

Whose icecream* was it

anyway?

Vale the apostrophe

beloved of green grocery

Who needs tomatoe’s

anyway?

Pedants hide your misery

go hang up your scissory

Why mop milks’ spill’s

anyway?

* Peters’ Icecream used to advertise their icecream as ‘the health-food of the nation’. Wouldn’t happen these days!

© Ellen Carr 2012

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